Wednesday 13 April 2011

Not So Different

As my readings, and on looking of your worldly knowledge increases, I have realised that the problems and issues you face today are very similar to ours. We still have the same characters, flaws and humour which the history (you) had back then. Despite the technology today nothing has changed. So this brings me to my point! We are very similar so I'm sure what interests you will interest me! Instead of only me choosing what to write about, I will give you (YES YOU!!) a choice. Vote using the poll on the side of the page <-- OR comment if you want me to talk about something other than what is on the pole!

Saturday 9 April 2011

Banned Baking

Banned baking? WHAT? Well in modern society (the time I am living in) they have. There is no rule or anything, but rather more of a "if you bake/cook you will be looked down upon". It came about from the domination of packaged foods, and the invention from GMO's of powdered/frozen foods which contained more nutrients than the fresh foods. Now call me old fashioned but I never liked this idea. So at home in my gravitational (because if it didn't have gravity there would be a bit of an issue there) kitchen I have an ovefrizeove. I took my time setting up my blend sift and got to work on making a delicious cake. Now that it is all done I had a compulsion to show it to someone. However with my societies "rules" on cooking I had no one. Then I remembered you! The people of the past. From reading other blogs and websites I am almost certain that at the time your living in there is still cooking, and most will much appreciate the photo. Strangely enough we (I) still use your formatting and this photo was able to be shown. Lucky me!.... Or should I say Lucky you!!!
Obtained from a companion blogger's recipe: http://bakingsheet.blogspot.com/2005/06/best-angel-food-cake.html


Yours Heroically,
Alpha Bug.

Wednesday 6 April 2011

*Cough*Cough*

The common cold. A strikingly horrid virus which does not kill yet maims for a short period of time. Leaving its victims week and utterly useless, clogging up parts of your head which are not favourable to clog, leaving you coughing for minutes at a time. Then after all this trauma, it suddenly disappears leaving you with all the work you couldn't do while you had this virus.
Now I believe that the common cold exists in your year of 2011 as much as my modern era today. A part of the modern world I definitely believe is not beneficial. Despite all the new technologies and cures the people have found over the years, the cure for the common cold is not one of them. And personally I think that they should have found a cure long ago.
If I could create a cure (Which I most definitely can) I would create it fast. However like all those other scientific nerds out there I am lazy, and not able to do much more than float. The reason for this blog is to help the world, the historic world and NOT the modern world, full of its ideologies, and sheer ignorance. So what is the point of creating a cure for the common cold when the only one it would help is me?

Heroically,
Alpha Bug xx

Tuesday 5 April 2011

o/ Fellow Earthlings!

The past few days I have been thinking. Not about myself, but about you! Here I am, Alpha Bug, with all these amazing life saving abilities, yet not doing a thing. Just sitting (well rather floating) in my gravity free house watching a simulation. However my life was lacking something, I was depressed and angry at everything, including my robo-toilet which I must say is one of my favourite devices. I wanted a change, I wanted to be happy like those people we see in history books at our school. Then, it dawned on me! I shall help those people from long ago. Since all is possible for Alpha Bug this task was as simple as using my time traveling computernet.
Although I don't have time now, as my simulation is only half way through. A very good simulation BTW. I will "blog" later about your world, and my, more efficient one.
But as the title states, I just wanted to greet you with a friendly o/ or a Hello/Sup/Hi greeting, as you people call it.
Bye for now, not for ever. As they say.

Yours Heroically,
Alpha Bug.