Wednesday, 6 April 2011

*Cough*Cough*

The common cold. A strikingly horrid virus which does not kill yet maims for a short period of time. Leaving its victims week and utterly useless, clogging up parts of your head which are not favourable to clog, leaving you coughing for minutes at a time. Then after all this trauma, it suddenly disappears leaving you with all the work you couldn't do while you had this virus.
Now I believe that the common cold exists in your year of 2011 as much as my modern era today. A part of the modern world I definitely believe is not beneficial. Despite all the new technologies and cures the people have found over the years, the cure for the common cold is not one of them. And personally I think that they should have found a cure long ago.
If I could create a cure (Which I most definitely can) I would create it fast. However like all those other scientific nerds out there I am lazy, and not able to do much more than float. The reason for this blog is to help the world, the historic world and NOT the modern world, full of its ideologies, and sheer ignorance. So what is the point of creating a cure for the common cold when the only one it would help is me?

Heroically,
Alpha Bug xx

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